Editor-in-chief-ish. Consultant. Vicarious cat-owner.
Obsessively re-reads his own content.. Ethnicity unstable. May or may not be credible as a hip-hop artist down the road.
Native Hawaiian and house chef. Avid rollerblader. You can find him at your local Asian store smelling everything.
Bay area magnate. As insightful as he is vulgar. Catch him Malcolm Gladwell-ing all up in this piece.
Eats books alive. Left-handed. May teach you how to twerk if you know how to split an infinitive correctly and say please.
Real artist. He’s still not sure why he’s doing this.
Drake Shake connoisseur. An Edward R. Murrow in the making.
Podmaster & Sound Engineer
Very Aryan. The only one with actual skills, without whom we’d be lost.
Shrimp seller. Division I basketball player. If you get locked out of your car, he can probably fix that.